Royal Herald Tribune does now bestow Asshole Awards. Royal ones, needless to say. It's easy to be an asshole. But to be a royal asshole you really have to screw up big time! Most recent award winners on top.

 

 

Conan O Brian - a talkshow host. (Late Show)

Lame show, O Brian is ugly, has a stupid haircut, talks too much, is an egomaniac, not funny, extremely arrogant, a complete asshole.

 

 

Muhammad Yunus,

a Muslim from Bangladesh, and a shady, egotistic entrepreneur, who won a Nobel Prize for his micro credit program. That shows the niveau of that prize nowadays.

Mr. Yunnus gets 20% interest on his loans (per annum). To us he is just a profiteer.

 

 

 

 

Peer Steinbrueck, an arrogant German politician (finance minister) for threatening Switzerland and its banking laws. We think if taxes are too high, tax evasion becomes self defense. Nobody can ever stop that simple mechanism.

 

 

 

 

 

Hape Kerkeling, a chubby nancyboy and mediocre comedian in Germany.

In his audiobook "Ich bin dann mal weg" read by himself, he pretends to speak fluently Spanish and English, which is NOT true at all. He mispronounced "refugio", "heladeria", and  even "Hans".
He even cannot handle German grammar, he confused "der gleiche" mit "derselbe". Otherwise the book is crappy, and contains cheap, dumb philosophy. What an asshole he is.

 

 

 

Dieter Nuhr, a mediocre German comedian. He embarrassed himself by pronouncing Barrack Obama like barracks, and even in his  native German language mispronounced the term Potemkin village. Ha, ha, ha. (on a Kerner talk show, Sept. 2008)

 

 

 

Carl Levin, a US senator, for trying to deprive people of their right to avoid paying exorbitantly high taxes, imposed on hard working citizens by a criminal government. The culprit is not someone who routes his money to a tax haven but an administration which squeezes the last cent out of your earnings to feed thugs like senator Levin. Our guess is he and other white collar robbers and bureaucrats will never succeed.

 

 

 

Wayne Dyer, another idiot author who writes a lot of baloney which goes well with other idiots like Ellen de Generes. He is living proof that the more crap you write and talk the more successful you will be - in the USA.

 

 

 

Pierce Brosnan. What a downfall: from 007 to a singer and dancer wearing stupid outfits in the musical/movie Mamma Mia, about the most stupid pop group in recent history, Abba. We hope this ends Brosnans career.

 

 

 

 

 

David Letterman, senile US TV talkshow host, for conducting the worst, and most boring interview on TV on his June 5,  2008 show with actress Julia Roberts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Claus Peymann, a leftist who will never wise up, and will die a dumb ass stubborn rebel without a cause. Hopefully soon. And he is not just anyone but has some influence on people's minds since he is the head guy of the "Berliner Ensemble" theatre.

 

 

 

 

 

Micha Brumlik, a teacher at Frankfurt university was recently seen on a German talk show uttering crap about discipline and education. What a poor fuck he is. It shows what kind of assholes teach at German universities.

 

Dieter Krause, a lousy teacher at Magdeburg university, Germany, rejects DNA paternity testing for men who want to find out if the are raising in fact their own child. (source DW tv 11-15-2006) How can any man with half a brain deny justice for betrayed fathers?

 

 

Hendrik Speck, a teacher at the University of Applied Sciences in Kaiserslautern/ Department of Computer Sciences. He thinks that technology is evil, dangerous, a menace to society, manifested in the search engine Google. A real "KULTURPESSIMIST" ! (reference: DW TV 09-21-2006) Poor moron.

 

 

 

 

Laura Bozzo, (or was it bozo?) hosts a Peruvian talk show where scum lowbrows yell and curse at each other, slap faces and pull hair on topics that concern only the lowest human class members. December 2005 http://gosouthamerica.about.com/od/television/a/laurabozzo.htm

 

 

Udo Walz

An overweight German figaro and spineless creature who is delusional and thinks he's a big celebrity, thus running from party to party uttering stupid sentences kissing the wrinkled cheeks of post menopause ladies. Since when does the upper class consist of hairdressers? [11-24-2004]

 

 

 

 

Susana Gimenez

Apparently an Argentinean TV (GEMS Television) host. Talking flimsy bullshit five days a week on the air , being ugly, absolutely artificial, we do not know how many facelifts she had, in bad shape though bodywise, in short : one of the most dumb and disgusting people on TV. We'd love to spank her hard. Everyday.

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Trent Lott

US Senate majority leader who successfully blocked the nuclear test ban treaty for some partisan stupid reasons. He also thinks homosexuality is a disease and that marijuana is a greater threat to youth than tobacco. That's weird thinking! Eat your earwax pal! We wish you all diseases on earth at once NOW. Amazing how you can become a senator and "leader" in the USA without a trace of a single brain cell. The fact is, Trent Lott has spent the last thirty years in Washington - just whistling "Dixie." God bless America! 10/99

 

Jana Arakeljan

Germany, "frauennews". A misguided Kraut-feminist. We really would love to spank her ass hard. Everyday. Now, who the hell is she? A nonentity, a non-being, a nothingness, a nullity, a neverness, a blank, a void, an emptiness, a nil, a naught, a zilch, a zero, a nonesuch, a negative, a minus, and a "nobody's home". What does that tell you? It tells you that you can't hide from us. We will find the most hidden asshole on this planet. You can run, you can hide. But The Royal Herald Tribune will find you! 11/99

 

Kenneth Starr

"Independent" Counsel, who wasted millions of dollars investigating, i.e. harassing, Bill Clinton. He's way out of line and should eat his earwax instead of insulting innocent people. It's just none of his business if Clinton had an affair or not, even if he asked Monica L. to lie about it! Well, maybe he asked her to lie because the American Society is one of the most puritanical on this planet? William Clinton is a man, we strongly hope he had affairs and will have so in the future. Leaders with a good sex life are less prone to do dump and irrational things, it's that simple!

 

Mitchell Fink

One of the worst reporters on CNN. Once he opens his mouth, an avalanche of totally useless crap comes out. Why the heck doesn't he drive a cab, instead?

Dieter Krebs

A German burned out actor, who bluntly and proudly publicly celebrates his alcoholism. Wow! What a role model for kids. In a primitive and vulgar language he told on a talk show ("Boulevard Bio", Deutsche Welle TV) how great it was to drink three or four bottles (!) of Vodka in one night. Tell us what celebrities you have, and we tell you what kind of culture you're calling home.

Alfred Biolek

A German talk master, originally a doctor of law, homosexual, in bad physical shape, relentlessly asking dump questions, having boring and/or stupid (mostly) German guests.Why the heck doesn't he drive a cab, instead?

Deutsche Welle correspondent in Washington, a she, forgot her name...

Translated "graphic details" to "grafische Einzelheiten", thus totally misjudging the Clinton/Lewinsky affair apparently due to poor English skills. Who sent her to Washington? If she isn't wacky, who is?
And she's beyond wacky. If not downright bizarre. Shame on Deutsche Welle!
 

 

 

What constitutes an asshole  - http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/5437/Asshole.html

 

Why your boss is an asshole. The story.

One day all the different organs of the body picked up
an argument as to which organ was the most important.

This argument went on day after day with each organ claiming passionately and giving their reasons as to why they and no other part of the body were the most important part of the body.

Listening to all this day in day out, the Anus having been brushed aside by
all the other organs of the body and made the laughing stock decided that
enough was enough and went on a protracted strike until all the organs of
the body started suffering from the side effects of prolonged constipation
whereupon they decided to throw the towel in and agree to Anus' demand for
recognition as the most important organ of the body.

And ever since that day Asshole has been Boss.